Are you tired of having people steal your facebook password, hack into your account and do all kind of kerazy stuff, like change your profile picture to this:

Sam: The ugliest dog in the world. Officially.

Well fear not my friends! I have the solution to all your woes….. The Microsoft Knitted Keyboard Cover 3000!

Now no one will see the passwords you're typing!

But wait, what’s that you’re saying? Passwords aren’t your problem? Oh I see. You’re tired people seeing what’s on you screen. Obviously you haven’t been introduced to Safe For Work Porn.com:

I think we'll have a caption contest on this one...

And if that just doesn’t cut it,  luckily for you we have the Super Screen Securer 700:

Now no one will be able to see the freaky stuff you look at. You sicko.

Still not satisfied? Then all I can recommend is the Fully Functional Private PC Unit 12378800000. If this doesn’t meet your every request then I don’t know what will.

Just in time for winter!

XX Coco

This might come in handy for one or two of you.

Happy Monday!

It’s not often I’m up with tha sparrows. Enjoy your day Islandlings, it looks like it’s going to be a beaut!

Xx Coco

Apparently our blog posts haven’t been coming up on Twitter.

On it.

It’s Sidewalk Sale time! Whoever said you can’t get decent clothes in Mauritius was lying. This was the scene at Caudan today:

So it’s no wonder the place looked like this:

There’s some pretty decent stuff available too. Come on guys, make a day of it. I strongly recommend Attitud’e Sushi. Mmmmm.

D'o y'ou hav'e the right Attitud'e?

That's Rupees.

And if that doesn’t convince you, this will. Also on sale are the latest, the greatest CROCS!!

The choices!

Croc heels: add a bit of glamour to your life

The sale is on until the 6th June.

Enjoy.

Xx Coco

Ok, who peed?

Enjoy your day Islandlings!

Xx Coco