Note to self:
Moves I will perfect,
Party trick I will perform,
Being the party goof I will be – I promise!

xMiniMal

Hey Rockin Islanders

What  better way to record you special moments of 2010 with this shite calender. Yip you heard me, its a crap-alender:

It's a doggy-dog world out there!

That’s right folks… all this and more for a bargin price of $3 from Prank Place – The Craziest Place to Shop : “Got poop on the brain? Why not bring in the new year with a bunch of dog poo? This fun 2010 Monthly Doos dog poop calendar has 12 silly photos of doggy poo in random, but artistic places. Makes a great gift for anyone who loves poop or loves laughing!”

Mmmm yeah right… lets just hope you wont have a shitty day this year?!

xMiniMal

P.S. Sorry if this offences anyone but I just couldn’t resist – I mean the crap they sell today!

Yip that’s right… Today the 24 January is International Belly Laugh Day.

A day completely devoted to wide mouth cackling, mixed with some snorting, knee slapping, belly hugging, deep to the core of your being laughter.

A ha Vibsters make sure today you laugh out loud! Not only do you burn calories but laughing strengthens your immune system, boosts your energy, diminishes pain, and protects you from the damaging effects of stress….

Coco, does “Numa Numa” one remind you of something

Following holidays this week:

25 – A Room of One’s Own day (Basically appreciating your own room and everything you do in it)

28 – Lego Bricks Anniversary (Go back to your childhood and stack those colourful plastic bricks!)

29 – Bubble Wrap Appreciation day (We all love it… so pop away, weeeee!)

30 – Inane Answering Message day (This is a chance for all those of you how have stupid annoying songs or voice overs for your Voice mail Message, to yes, change them!!)

31 – Inspire Your Heart With the Arts day (Paint a picture, visit an art gallery, admire the beauty of art around you!)

So there we go… 2010 why not be a little crazy and wacky

Happy funky holidays Islanders

xMiniMal

Are you tired of having people steal your facebook password, hack into your account and do all kind of kerazy stuff, like change your profile picture to this:

Sam: The ugliest dog in the world. Officially.

Well fear not my friends! I have the solution to all your woes….. The Microsoft Knitted Keyboard Cover 3000!

Now no one will see the passwords you're typing!

But wait, what’s that you’re saying? Passwords aren’t your problem? Oh I see. You’re tired people seeing what’s on you screen. Obviously you haven’t been introduced to Safe For Work Porn.com:

I think we'll have a caption contest on this one...

And if that just doesn’t cut it,  luckily for you we have the Super Screen Securer 700:

Now no one will be able to see the freaky stuff you look at. You sicko.

Still not satisfied? Then all I can recommend is the Fully Functional Private PC Unit 12378800000. If this doesn’t meet your every request then I don’t know what will.

Just in time for winter!

XX Coco

This might come in handy for one or two of you.

Happy Monday!

Ok, who peed?

Enjoy your day Islandlings!

Xx Coco

Oh my…. can you handle this??

A few nights ago someone tried to break into the Mahèbourg Naval Museum. You know, just your average sword and map robbery, nothing spectacular. Unfortunately for him (but very fortunately for us my friends) he was disturbed mid-burgle. The Mauritian navy are clever fellows, and fully aware of how valuable pirate swords and maps are these days, had installed an alarm. Alarmed by this alarm the suspect ran out of the museum (he’d broken down the back door to get in – very macho). He then climbed a tree and tried to jump over a fence.

This is when our suspect started to have Bigger Problems. I’m not quite sure how to explain what happened after he lost his footing, I think it’s best to show you:

This guy must have felt like a bit of an arse...

I bet he’s the butt of many jokes.

Definitely the end to a promising car-rear.

Police are doing everything they can to get to the bottom of this.

Sorry. That was heinous.

Cheeky….

Feel free to submit your own captions! The winner MAY get a PRIZE!

xx Coco

Thanks to Yashvin for the story

Excercising can get lonely, so why not do it with your best friend? I found this little beauty
on YouTube:

Isn’t that Awesome?? Thank you Sara Ingosaki! Now I just need to motivate Morris:

Morris: not keen.

Oh well. At least that’s a fat-free yoghurt.

Haha… snort.

Swine Flew (thanks 2OceansVibe)

Mmmm smell that? Delicious! The spa manager is coming over for supper and as she is a WELL classy gal, we thought we would treat her to our famous Beer-Up-the-Bum-Chicken. Quite a mouthful isn’t it? And you haven’t even tasted the chicken.

It’s a recipe that goes back for miles in my family, all the way  to last Christmas when my dad found it on YouTube.

Yeeeee-Ha! I love it. The lightin’ the fire with parafin (fire-lighters are for pansy-asses), stuffin’ the onions in the cavities… Delicious.